Huh, I Completely Forgot...

...that I even had a stupid blog. I should take more care of this thing. So, um, yeah I'm posting again. Good times, good times...



So.......I wonder if anybody even remembers this thing exists. I mean, I know I sure as hell didn't. So, guess I should, like, type something funny or whatever it was that I did. Because, like, I was funny and stuff (I think). I had stuff to say (well, type) and it was all cool and everything.



Well, I'm no longer that person. It's 2007, and I've become a cynically depressive prick. Last year of school, no set future goals, massive debt awaiting me at the end of the rainbow. It's like a molotav cocktail of suckage. Only instead of the awesome pyro-gastic explosion it creates a blackhole of despair, sucking away all my hopes and dreams of the future.



Yep, life sucks. And if you, for whatever reason, are a kid who stumbled upon this site (maybe looking for things that were, you know, good) don't let your delusions of a bright and happy future fool you. Life will come and bite off your prepubescent testicles (or burrow away at your ovaries) and spit 'em in your face. Laughing and raping your mother as it molests you.



But at least there's still Halo 3 next week.



Because Halo 3 rocks.



Your cocks.