Neon Genesis Evangelion

Before any anime fanboys raise their hopes in expectation of a post about the classic Japanese animated feature about angsty teens, in angsty robots, fighting angsty angels in a battle to save a world full of emo's, know that this is not about that, but it is close.

Ted Haggard has resigned from being the big cheese of the 30 million member National Association for Evangelicals, amidst allegations of possible solicitations of the homosexual persuasian. Well, is this true? Who knows, I wasn't really paying attention. Should this even be an issue in today's progressive minded society? Eh, what can I say? So Sang, why are you even writing about it? Because I have a fucking quota, lest I go and psychologically scar toddlers (note, read post before this one).

So what does this mean for all of those Evangelicals out there? Not a hell of a lot, but what's really nice is that us Catholics are now not the only publically shamed Christian denomination. Thank God Teddy is gay. This way, media attention can finally be diverted, at least momentarilly, from our favourite, umm, "overloving" priests. I mean, sure, these priests molested children for God's sake, but Mr. Haggard is gay. Last time I checked, nowhere in the bible does it denounce monsterous exploitation of impressionable prepubescents, but sodomy and its ilk are divinely looked down upon.

So yeah, in the grand scheme of all things Christian :

Pedophilia : Okay.
Faggotry : Damned to hell.

Jesus approves "tapping" this, as long as it's not faggy.