EXAMS ARE OVER!

Video removed.

Deemed too annoying.

Three Exams Down...

And I'm still kicking. Yet I am not happy. Nay; furiousity be I. This, of course, relates to one Judas Iscariot pissing on the Christian religion. I mean, the guy already sold out Jesus Christ (Peace be upon him) and know he's back in the form of a tattered, barely legible gnostic gospel trying to convince us Jesus asked him to sell him out? For shame, Judas! That makes absolutely no sense! Jesus is the son of God, and God himself, in the form of a human through Mary's birth so he had to do miracles through the power of God - himself. And he died for your sins. Judas wants you to believe that Jesus was behind a plot in which he thought his imprisonment would rile up the jewish people to save him from crucifixion, hailing him as their leader, but was undermined by the Jewish treachery, so that his scheme was thwarted by human greed and ignorance. Which one makes more sense to you. Obviously the first one. And don't even get me started on the Muslim interpretations of this gospel. I don't care how it affirms your belief that Jesus was just a mere prophet and that this tale follows what you guys have believed in the Qu'ran for over 1500 years. You're still wrong so stick to your God damn 'hadiths' or whatever.

So yeah, infuriated. But I did smoke that exam.

Two Exams Down...

...And this is what I feel like right now :

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My exam was interrupted by a fire alarm, forcing everyone to evacuate! Being the studious little Asian that I am, I defied the blazing infernos, stayed at my desk and finished the damn exam (rhyming is fun, especially in the context of a story), along with about ten others. The professor told the class that if the fire evacuation ended before ten o'clock, people would be let back in to finish up. Then oddly enough he allowed me and some others to just sit there and continue writing, not caring one aota about our safety. Hilariously, when a fireman came into the lecture hall and forced everyone out, the Prof proclaimed to about 100 students standing in wait outside in the cold that time was up and that they should all go home and that their exams. I laughed all the way to an A, plus the added bonus that the rest of the class must be getting due to the experience.

Moral of this story? God loves me.

True story, copyright Sang Nguyen Blog Post Inc. 2006

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER

Praise our lord and saviour! And this guy...

Took video off, as it is no longer Easter, but replaced with this...

One Exam Down...

FIVE to go. I am depressed. Just thought I'd share that depression.

I really don't feel like writing anything, so watch this instead...



It brightened up my day a bit, and I'm sure it'll brighten up yours as well.

Until you realize the communist hippies are still trying to ruin the world with their environmentalism and 'human rights'. Oh, and add Medievalists on to your list of threats, because anyone who could make a career out of that must be masochistic cannibal liberals.

Belated Announcement

Due to many essays in March and many exams now in April, I've had very little will power to continue with this site. That said, I'll probably be back late April with regularly updated stories again.

That's right, no comedy here. Just bitter sadness and borderline insanity with 6, S-I-X, exams in ten days. I mean, what the FUCK?

Anyways, wish me luck.

Possible Topics of Exploration After Grand Relaunch :

- Fate v. Judgement. How powerful is your God?
- Hybrid cars, wave of the future of just ugly hyrbid cars?
- The human psyche and me.
- Born evil, or just born sinful?
- Pro-choice = atheist? Find out soon. Or highlight here : YES
- Bible Versus Qua'ran - Ultimate battle. Special Guest : Optimus Prime, featuring Green Day!
- Video Game console wars. Better than Iraq? Obviously not.
- Cracka' cracka', ya just gotta slap ha'. Ebonics from someone who doesn't know ebonics.
- Chuck Norris Spinkick Hour!