THE QUACKPIT- Home of the FU-cards (www.thequackpit.com), the makers of the newest line of greeting cards and the freshest humor eCard line in the adult/social expressions industry, today introduced the “Ultimate Greeting Card” website, an alternative eGreetings service for persons who are unable or unwilling to find the courage to confront others openly. FU-cards are simple, raw, hilarious, and therapeutic, making them perfect for today’s lifestyles. The mission of the online service is aimed at helping the non-assertive individual develop closure by expressing unresolved feelings such as anger or stress in a non-aggressive manner. “A physical expression of a strong feeling can be a useful means of venting hostility”, said the owner of FU-cards (who is a professional in the field of Psychology), “emotional relief from anger comes only when the expression is accompanied by some resolution of the problem, which caused the anger”. And for those who are still in denial, they have the option to send their eCards anonymously. “Whether our service is used for personal therapy, social expressions, insults, break-ups, practical jokes, and/or to humor oneself, it’s all good! It’s your right…be assertive!” FU-cards is a cutting edge service far superior to any other anti-greeting company in the marketplace. FU-cards offers real paper card greetings and an extensive eGreetings gallery that allows it’s members to select from thousands of eCards, and/or create their own eCard by instantaneously choosing different inside greeting messages and animations to add to their favorite eCards (from over 50 foreign languages).
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I had sex with the Eastern Bunny once, he was a lot smaller than the Western Bunny.
I nailed the Middle Eastern bunny. Her father found out and now I'm engaged.
Last time I nailed a Middle Eastern Buddy I got sand all over my dick....... then was taken hostage. Fun times.
THE QUACKPIT- Home of the FU-cards (www.thequackpit.com), the makers of the newest line of greeting cards and the freshest humor eCard line in the adult/social expressions industry, today introduced the “Ultimate Greeting Card” website, an alternative eGreetings service for persons who are unable or unwilling to find the courage to confront others openly. FU-cards are simple, raw, hilarious, and therapeutic, making them perfect for today’s lifestyles.
The mission of the online service is aimed at helping the non-assertive individual develop closure by expressing unresolved feelings such as anger or stress in a non-aggressive manner. “A physical expression of a strong feeling can be a useful means of venting hostility”, said the owner of FU-cards (who is a professional in the field of Psychology), “emotional relief from anger comes only when the expression is accompanied by some resolution of the problem, which caused the anger”. And for those who are still in denial, they have the option to send their eCards anonymously.
“Whether our service is used for personal therapy, social expressions, insults, break-ups, practical jokes, and/or to humor oneself, it’s all good! It’s your right…be assertive!” FU-cards is a cutting edge service far superior to any other anti-greeting company in the marketplace.
FU-cards offers real paper card greetings and an extensive eGreetings gallery that allows it’s members to select from thousands of eCards, and/or create their own eCard by instantaneously choosing different inside greeting messages and animations to add to their favorite eCards (from over 50 foreign languages).
Who the hell is this guy?
Someone very gay.
Your cute
In a reptillian type of way
birthday greeting happy
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