Saturday, March 11, 2006

Spelling Errors...

It has come to my attention that I left my past headliner on Abu Cghraib with a miserable spelling mistake, spelling it Ab'y' Ghraib, for over two whole days! My goodness. This is simply unheard of, and I assure you the only reason it happened was because I wrote it under extreme duress, reeling from what the implications of the United States pussying out would mean to the world.

If you're not sure what I mean, look at the whole situation with Iran threatening to use oil as a weapon. See, if the US never showed such a sign of weakness in the face of adversity, these vultures would never have swooped in for the scraps. Trust me, this is only the beginning. Soon similar countries like Switzerland will use their banks as bargaining chips, or Japan will withhold their Playstations and Nintendos. Anarchy will be the windfall of this decision. Civilization is at the brink of ruination as we know it. My God...

Wait, where was I? Oh, right, spelling mistakes. I made one and I apologize. I'm only human (for now at least) and human error is inherent in our nature. Once again, sorry.

4 Comments:

At 8:49 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can one soar with eagles when one hangs with turkeys?


Will somebody please tell me?

 
At 11:16 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

MESSAGE

 
At 11:33 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

MESSAGE

 
At 7:00 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

MESSAGE

 

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