US Closing Abu Ghraib

It seems the US have agreed to shut down the pleasuredome known as Abu Ghraib due to some...damaging photographs released last year. This is nothing but bad news, as it shows that the US cares about world-wide opinions. In other words, they pulled a France and conceded, not to Germany, but to public opinion. Shame, here I was of the opinion the US rocked. If the world began criticizing Canadian torture camps, such as the grandaddy of them all - Hamilton, we would have told them to fuck off. Recognize, eh?

So yeah, not only has my religious like devotion to the United States been shattered, but without a proper facility to torture, now that even Guantanamo is in danger, how will they possibly gain the proper intel to adequately protect their borders? Even more importantly, how will fans of hardcore homosexual Iraqi S&M satiate their appetites? I don't know, and that scares me.