Hwang the Wang

It has surfaced today that Dr. Woo Suk Wang of South Korea, the man who reportedly had been the first person to successfully clone human embryos, is indeed a liar. With perhaps his pants on fire. Because of his astonishing reports. He was able to garner millions in support from a handful of estabishments, including the South Korean Government and the Seoul National University. If his research had indeed been true, it may have opened up doorways to finally eradicate the perplexing, and ever growing, problem of quadriplegics in our society. It may have even helped to prolong our lifespans, although doing so would be toying with God's mechanisms, and we all know he's a control freak.

Sure, it's still proven that the adorable Snuppy, a clone of another equally adorable Afghan hound, was proven to be, yes, a clone. But are humans dogs Dr. Hwang? We aren't animals like them. We aren't these creatures with hair all over (Well, maybe Italians). We are God's representation on earth, molded in his likeness.

So, what do you have to say Dr. Wang? And please, save the moon speak for someone who isn't xenophobic. You raised the expectations of the world and was one of my hopes for finally gaining immortality. It was your research that would have given me the method to create doubles of myself and, if Bill Gates and his proposed Internet Downloading revolution takes off, transfer my consciousness over. Now, Dr. Hwang, you've left me no choice but to go back to the dark magiks (With the 'k'), defying Christian teachings. You made me go against my brick-like virtues and beliefs. How does it feel to be the scapegoat in another man's personal moral dilemma? Bad, isn't it?