Iran, I Ran So Far Away...

Destiny - An inevitable or necessary fate in which something is menat to endure or go through. Manifest Destiny - What will be happening to Iran very, very soon.

It is now known that Iran does indeed have the capability of arming themselves with a nuclear arsenal if they see fit for it to be, um, fit. Their poppycock excuse to divert our attentions away from their very own Little Boy and Fatwa Man? Why, that their current factories for enriching uranium is solely meant for the advancement of their energy program. Now, not wanting to be a skeptic glib that everyone else seems to be on the matter, but this is obviously bullshit.

Now, I really have no problem with them entering the now long dead nuclear arms race, amusing us all with their feeble attempts at mass destruction. What ticks me off, dear readers, is how small their testes are in the matter. If you're going to make a few WMDs, Iran, just say it. At least that way, the international community can be outwardly fearful and bigotted, instead of the veil of apprehensive cordialism that is currently being given to them.

Okay, okay, the threat of a US invasion is very real if Iran does indeed reveal plans for nuclear weaponry, it will finally giving Dubbya a half-decent excuse to take the oil (Which I desperately need, by the way). But Iraq never expressed any knowledge or want in possessing WMDs and they got their asses kicked with the right boot of Democracy (That's the one that loves you), anyways. So, you can either wait around and be shocked and appalled when US troops roll in and force you into a democratic society, or you can call it on your own terms and decide when this invasion will happen. All you have to say are three magical words - "We have one."

Well, the decision is up to you Iran (Which I believe is my second highest readership demographic, right behind those who rock - HARD!). Whatever your decision, let me give you an early and warm welcome into the world of democracy - it's free.